- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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