What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Chicken

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Reed is poopin

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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