- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

the cast of the jersey shore

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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