- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

liam buchan is gay !

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

whats 2+2? 4

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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