- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

How many dislikes can this get?

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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