- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Farts smell bad!

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Niki Minaj's ass

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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