a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Women's rights

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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