I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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hi michael

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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connor sucks

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