What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Johnson stops eating

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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