- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

wanna hear a joke? not really

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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