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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Dancing Potatoe!

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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