- Anti Joke

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

your a towel.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

A walrus walks into a bar

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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