Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Ms. Smoot's class

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Society.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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I'm banging your sister.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Type 2 diabetics

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Your social life

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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