- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

I'm a like whore

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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