Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Womens rights

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Women.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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