#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Cows go moo.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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