Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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