- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Obamacare haters

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Knock knock. Come in.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

whats better than 24................. 25

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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