- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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