Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Joey mayer's face

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Woman's Rights

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

this girl died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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