- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Why did the jew die Really...

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Hearpin my durp

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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