- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Bake until golden at 375

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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