without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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