A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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