- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

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i cant think of one.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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