- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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