Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Black People.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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space is fun

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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