Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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