- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

yo mama's so fat!!!

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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