Black History Month

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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If you are my friend like it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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