Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Anti Joke

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