What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Cows go moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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