Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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asian, do math

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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rape that shit

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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