- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.