What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Type 2 diabetics

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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