A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Hearpin my durp

What is brown and sticky? A stick

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Women's rights

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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