- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

My butt!!!!

Society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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