What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

whats your name? bumder:)

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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