A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Good boy

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Drunk irish man

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Cancer.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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My pet rock died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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