- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

The cow went moo

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

motley crew

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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