- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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