Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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women playing football?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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