Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

a man walks into horse bar

I have no ideas.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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