What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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