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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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