How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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69

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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