What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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