Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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