alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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