- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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