what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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