Like if you like big tits.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

women have rights

GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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