- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

whats your name? bumder:)

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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