Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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thumbs up!

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Alex Eggbert

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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69

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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your a towel.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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