Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Hey, Max!!

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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