What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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hey bill!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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this girl died

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Woman's Rights

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

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