- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Chrissy is funny.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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