Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Wade's the father

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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hi to the world fromthe world

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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