knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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