- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Comedy.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

my namew is jd

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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