whats really hot the sun

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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your a towel.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Anti Joke

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