- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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