- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

terry stockton is straight

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

That didn't hurt.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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