Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Women's rights...

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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1+1 =? Too

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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