Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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JEWS

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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How old are you? 20

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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women's rights

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