A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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1 Jew XD

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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zebras

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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