how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Halo < COD

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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