What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Smart Blondes

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Like if you like big tits.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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