What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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