only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

PUDDING

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

thumbs up!

A new restaurant KKKcake

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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