- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

bum sex lol

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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