What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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