What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Why was Timmy sad?

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Obama

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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