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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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