- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

You have cancer

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

Joey mayer's face

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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