Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Black People.

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