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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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