What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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