Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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1 Jew XD

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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