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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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