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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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