knock, knock. come in.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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knock knock who's there police

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why? Because!

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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