the cast of the jersey shore

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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where are you?

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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